Winter at Hogwarts

♣ FAVORITE JACK SPARROW SCENES - “I love those moments.”

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

climateadaptation:

fat-birds:

Linford and Christie the Baby Burrowing Owls.

Baby owls. Click for video.

mishawinsexster:

{LOTR Alphabet}

G is for the Gimli [2/10]

Inception + Eames

mishafuckingackles:

#i don’t need to look where i’m shooting #caw caw motherfuckers

calcross:

clype:

How Animals Eat Their Food

this is my fav thing omg.

haahahahahahaha

bikinibr0nzer:

juicypassion:

It was the “Mitt romney sucks pass it on” post. :P

Mitt Romney still sucks, pass it on.